The Peacekeeper Wars Trailer Transcript

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Hallmark and Jim Henson logos appear and a soft undertone of music begins

John Crichton begins to speak. "Once upon a time..." John's face fades into view as he speaks to the camera. "...there was a boy named John."

We switch to the scene in the boat in the final episode, just before John and Aeryn are shot. John says, "I love you," and they kiss.

We switch back to John speaking to the camera. "One day..." We switch to John in a vac suit as a wormhole opens up behind him. "...John was doing astronaut things a big blue wormhole..." We switch to a shot of him flying through the wormhole in his vac suit from the episode Unrealized Realities. "...gobbled him up and spat him out at the far end of the universe." We see his module exit a wormhole.

A smiling John is being escorted at gunpoint in a strange place. He looks back at someone and says, "Hey, we're gonna get married!"

Chiana and D'Argo, also in that strange new place, smile and respond, simultaneously, "Congratulations!"

We see an image of Minister Ahkna and some scarran guards marching down a corridor as we hear Scorpie speak, "John Crichton..."

We switch to Scorpie stnading opposite Sikozu in a PK corridor as he finishes, "...is alive." Sikozu looks surprised.

We see a shot of Rygel in a new robe looking tired and raising his head up.

We see a very determined (and concerned) Aeryn briskly walking down a corridor on Moya.

We see D'Argo on Moya turn and look toward the camera as John begins to speak, "All right, you heard it, folks..."

We see John saluting to someone (apparently on Moya) as he turns to leave and we hear him finish his statement, "...this is the Alamo!"

We very briefly see John grabbing Stark and pulling him away.

We then switch to John falling from Pilot's den as he shoots Winona up above Pilot at something.

We see John and Aeryn blown down by an explosion aboard Moya.

We see a large explosion in some outdoor courtyard and what appears to be a PK soldier blown clear of it as PK soldiers seem to fight scarrans.

We see a very brief abd blurry shot of what appears to be John being blown down by another explosion on board Moya.

We see Chiana with two long metal spikes pointed at Scorpie's head and throat push him backward as the Hollywood Trailer Voice Over Man(tm) says, "Enemies thrown..."

We see Emperor Staleek grab Minister Ahkna by the face as HTVOM continues. "... together..."

We see Pilot looking, well Pilot-like. "...by a war..."

We see Stark going nuts. "...nobody wants."

We see one of the aliens who shot John and Aeryn in the series finale on board Moya with Chiana and Stark behind him. He closes his eyes.

We then switch to John looking down at Aeryn and saying, "We're done."

Then we see John lying injured or ill on a medical bed on Moya. "My life..."

We then see Aeryn, distraught, raising her hand (with her ring attached) and covering her mouth. "...is you..."

We then see the scene from above with John looking down at Aeryn again. He is smiling as he finishes, "...and our baby." Aeryn reaches up to tenderly touch his lips.

We switch to Chiana turning and looking at the camera with cat-like eyes.

We see Einstein (the ancient with the pale face from Unrealized Realities) standing on ice blocks with snow blowing reaching out toward John as Chiana speaks, "No more fun?"

We see John walking away from Chiana and a group of the puzzle headed aliens as she finishes the above question.

We switch to Sikozu, upside down in some shiny corridor flinging fire from her hand and using it as a weapon.

A brief shot of an explosion and someone goes flying.

A shot of a burned out courtyard with John firing pulse pistols into the air and D'Argo covering his back.

We then see D'Argo and Braca in a doorway as a PK outside is shot.

Then we see Chiana slinking down a corridor on Moya.

We switch to John, injured with blood on his chin and bloodshot eyes, looking across Aeryn's face at the floor. He looks up at her. HTVOM says, "Lovers..."

We then see Aeryn look up at him. "...ripped apart..."

We switch to John and Aeryn in their embrace from the final episode just after being brought back. They swing their pulse pistols out at the puzzle headed aliens surrounding them. "...by a war..."

We see a squard of charrid troops marching into a courtyard. "...Nobody..."

We see D'Argo, blade in rifle mode, swinging around. "...can win."

We see Stark turn around slowly.

We switch to a shot of John, Aeryn, Sikozu, Chiana, D'Argo and Stark marching down a corridor on Moya. Emperor Staleek speaks, "Follow Crichton."

We switch to Staleek looking at and speaking to Ahkna. He then whispers, "Settle old scores."

We switch to Ahkna who looks up at Staleek and seems to know what he means (John killed her lover, after all).

We see a shot of Grayza on a PK ship or base holding her belly and then turning to walk away, revealing that she is VERY pregnant.

We see John looking off in the distance. HTVOM says, "One man..."

We then see Staleek sitting on a throne shooting his heat weapon at someone. "...targeted..."

We see it's John he's shooting and John grimaces in pain and collapses. "...targeted for death."

We switch to a shot of a wormhole opening up in front of Crichton's module. A male voice speaks, "We are now officially..."

We then see an odd chamber with many new aliens of the same type surrounding a pool of water. Some sort of ceremony is being performed. "...engaged..."

We see what appears to be the leader of this group of aliens (probably the puzzle headed aliens) raise his hand and then we see his people in the audience surrounding the chamber pull back as if startled. "...in the last war..."

We see who's talking... it's a PK leader speaking to his troops. He finishes, "...of our ERA!"

Next we see Ahkna sitting down in a thrown or captain's chair yelling, "FIRE!"

We see an explosion in space and it appears that D'Argo's ship (or one of the same model) is destroyed.

We see Chiana holding a gun and crouched down in Moya's corridor as HTVOM says, "And a terrible..."

We see Scorpie lean his head back and smile. "...secret..."

Scarran troops enter a battle. "...that can..."

We see numerous luxans fighting with someone. "...destroy them all."

On Moya, D'Argo reacts to a flood of water coming into the ship.

John and Stark are in a sort of "unity" embrace.

Ahkna and some charrids rush through a burned out courtyard.

Scorpie has his coolant rod device ripped from his head by Emperor Staleek.

Rygel is floating through some explosions and sparks on Moya.

John whips around some cover in a courtyard and points Winona as Chiana looks on from behind.

Stark is apparently on the scarran ship with mist everywhere.

Scorpie walks toward the camera and says, "I'll show you how to win a war."

D'Argo swings his blade at a scarran's neck and appears to kill him.

Staleek screams, "MOVE!"

A bright explosion or light is reflected on Rygel's face.

Sikozu is in Moya's command as John rushes in just in front of an explosion.

Chiana with cat-eyes peeks around a box pointing a rifle.

John walks up to a new device on Moya and we hear him say in voice-over, "No matter what I do, I just keep..."

We see a puzzle headed alien with a rifle turn around a corner. "...circling..."

We see John, blood running down his face, screaming, "...close to the flame!"

We see D'Argo slam his blade down onto a scarran for the killing blow.

We see a determined John lock himself inside that new device on Moya.

We see a very sad and angry Aeryn in John's face saying, "You do what you have to do."

We then see John, determination on his face, react to what she just said.

We see charrids setting up behind cover in the courtyard.

We see John wading through water in Moya.

A charrid is shot.

In the courtyard, John, Braca, and D'Argo and some PK soldiers are fighting someone.

A scarran is hit.

Chiana kicks someone's ass.

Charrids are in a corridor and blown back by an explosion.

We see the rubble aftermath of some explosion.

We then see Grayza with some PKs. She is smiling at whoever she is meeting.

Then we see that it appears she is meeting with Staleek.

Back to the chamber with the pool of water and the ceremony. It may very well be Aeryn in the water under a cloak.

In the courtyard, we see and hear Stark say something that I cannot understand. I think it is, "We're too late."

We see Aeryn look toward the camera.

Then we see a closeup of John's eye pop open with a blue glowing light about it.

There's an explosion out in the courtyard and a PK goes flying toward two scarrans.

Pilot is in distress as he tries to fly Moya. He screams (I believe), "We're lifting off NOW!"

John is in that new machine on Moya and it's glowing blue. He is sliding down it, however, as if he's getting weak.

Braca turns as an explosion goes off behind him in the courtyard.

Scorpie licks Sikozu's face in a corridor.

A very concerned John, near tears, is holding Stark's head as they stand in a pool of water on Moya.

Chiana and D'Argo look at each other in a corridor on Moya as Ahkna speaks in voice-over, "I promise you..."

We see a scarran nurse about to poke Rygel with some instrument.

We then see Ahkna standing before Aeryn and continuing, "...will never be reunited..."

We see Aeryn looking stern at Ahkna with scarran guards behind her. "...with your baby."

A closeup of Ahkna looking at Aeryn.

A shot of Aeryn leaning back up against John as she says in voice-over, "I'm sure your mother wished..."

Back to Aeryn confronting Ahkna, "...the same thing."

Chiana runs down a wet corridor in slow motion.

Scorpie stares off and says, "This is insane, Crichton."

D'Argo, Chiana and Scorpie are inside a doorway as an explosion goes off outside.

We see Grayza standing with PKs as John responds in voice-over, "Four years on and you're..."

We then switch to John finishing the response, "...finally gettin' that?"

Some fast clips: Scarran witnesses two charrids blown back by an explosion; Stark leans back against a wall; Scorpie in Pilot's den ducks from an explosion; two explosions; John in the new device jerk awake, eyes wide open; epxlosions outside; a charrid is shot; Chiana jumps back from an explosion; Aeryn looks pissed; A sitting D'Argo screams as he fires Chiana's rifle and a charrid rifle from each hand; John falls from the machine on Moya and hits the floor.

It ends with what appears to be a Scarran Dreadnought being destroyed by apiece of a star much like what Talyn John did in season three.

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